Saturday, March 17, 2007
Daniel is on his very first date!
I can't believe it. He's 13 y/o and on his first date. It wasn't your typical date, but it is his first date nonetheless, and he's excited. The girl he likes is a member of the local Catholic church, and they were having a St. Patrick's Day dance. She asked him if he wanted to go with her. She paid her way, and Daniel paid his own way, and each parent brought their own child to the church. But John stopped by the store first and picked up a single red rose for Daniel to give to his date. (Can you blame me for loving my husband so much?) I thought that was the sweetest thing--but of course my husband has always been a delicious charmer. But my Daniel will be out at this dance until 11pm. Wow.
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Friday, March 16, 2007
Thought of the Day! : )
WORRY IS THE DARK ROOM WHERE NEGATIVES DEVELOP!
(Author Unknown)
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Thanks, Ratliff. : )
About cops
**About Cops**
1-When you see an emergency vehicle behind you with its lights and sirens on, pull to the RIGHT, and Stop. We are usually required to pass cars on the left.
2-When you're driving in the fast lane and you see a cop behind you, don't go 5 mph under the speed limit. We are not impressed by how safe of a driver you can be, we're trying to go help someone (or catch that guy in the SUV that just cut you off). Safely move over and let us pass please.
3-If you get a warning instead of a ticket from a motorcycle cop, go buy a lottery ticket, because you've already beaten the odds.
4-When you see an officer conducting a traffic stop, or with a suspect in handcuffs, it is generally not a good idea to approach him and ask for directions. If you do, don't expect the officer to be nice when he tells you to get lost, and don't expect the officer to take the time to explain.
5-If a cop causes a car accident we usually get a ticket, and sometimes we get suspended. When is the last time you got 3 days off [without pay] for rear-ending a guy at Wal-Mart?
6-If you think you can fan all the pot smoke out of the car before we smell it, good luck.
7-We know you've had more than 2 beers. When I've had two beers, I didn't hit six parked cars or drive my car through the front doors of a Toys-R-Us, peed my pants, or passed out at a traffic light.
8-Here's how to get out of a ticket. DON'T BREAK THE LAW.
9-If you drive a piece of junk, that is why you're getting pulled over.
10-In one week, I pulled over 10 cars for minor equipment violations:
5 out of 10 had no vehicle insurance.
3 out of 10 had suspended driver's licenses.
2 out of 10 had warrants. 1 out of
10 had felony warrants. 1 was a known sex offender with his 12 year old niece in the car without her mother's knowledge.
11-If you've just been pulled over doing 70 in a 35, do not greet the officer with "what seems to be the problem, officer".
12-We get coffee breaks too, and sometimes we run into stores and do some shopping during them.
13-When you're the victim of a burglary, take the time you spend waiting for the officer to find the model numbers and the serial numbers of the stuff that was taken.
14-Some cops are just jerks, but take heart in the fact that other cops don't like them either.
15-If it's nighttime and you're driving a vehicle with tinted windows and I pull you over, it's not because of your skin color. I usually can't tell if the vehicle even has a driver until the windows rolled down.
16-Every time you hear on the news about people running away from a crazed gunman, someone's son or daughter in a police uniform is running TOWARD that crazed gunman.
17-Yes, it's true; cops usually don't give other cops tickets. Think of it as an employee discount, perk or benefit. Other Cops are family and you wouldn't give your brother a ticket if you were a cop either.
18-If your local police agency has a helicopter, everyone knows it's loud and annoying, but did you know it can cover the same area as 15-20 patrol officers, and safely chase criminals that are driving 90 MPH through city streets. Many times the guy has no idea it's there and slows down.
19-Your 5 year old kid getting pushed down by another 5 year old kid is NOT a police matter; talk to the other kid's parents, not the police.
20-If your kid won't do his homework or do his chores, 911 is not the answer for a uniformed parent.
21-Police work is...writing reports.
22-If you rob a gas station you're only going to get $20, but I get to see a K-9 dog use your arm as a chew toy. For all I care you can keep the $20.
23-In 1 year of patrol work in a large city only about 10 minutes would be cool enough to be on the television show, COPS. But if COPS was about report writing and accident reports, each show would be a year long.
24-Every traffic stop could end in gunfire, but we have to be polite and professional until that time.
25-I've taken about the same amount of men and women to jail for domestic violence, so NO it's not always the man.
26-People love fire fighters. WHY?
27-If you find crack pipes in the ladies purse, there is a good chance they belong to her.
28-If the light was yellow, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
29-Cops know you pay taxes and that your taxes pay cops' salaries. Cops also pay taxes, which also pay cops' salaries so, hey; this traffic stop is on me. Now sign here; press hard, there are five copies.
1-When you see an emergency vehicle behind you with its lights and sirens on, pull to the RIGHT, and Stop. We are usually required to pass cars on the left.
2-When you're driving in the fast lane and you see a cop behind you, don't go 5 mph under the speed limit. We are not impressed by how safe of a driver you can be, we're trying to go help someone (or catch that guy in the SUV that just cut you off). Safely move over and let us pass please.
3-If you get a warning instead of a ticket from a motorcycle cop, go buy a lottery ticket, because you've already beaten the odds.
4-When you see an officer conducting a traffic stop, or with a suspect in handcuffs, it is generally not a good idea to approach him and ask for directions. If you do, don't expect the officer to be nice when he tells you to get lost, and don't expect the officer to take the time to explain.
5-If a cop causes a car accident we usually get a ticket, and sometimes we get suspended. When is the last time you got 3 days off [without pay] for rear-ending a guy at Wal-Mart?
6-If you think you can fan all the pot smoke out of the car before we smell it, good luck.
7-We know you've had more than 2 beers. When I've had two beers, I didn't hit six parked cars or drive my car through the front doors of a Toys-R-Us, peed my pants, or passed out at a traffic light.
8-Here's how to get out of a ticket. DON'T BREAK THE LAW.
9-If you drive a piece of junk, that is why you're getting pulled over.
10-In one week, I pulled over 10 cars for minor equipment violations:
5 out of 10 had no vehicle insurance.
3 out of 10 had suspended driver's licenses.
2 out of 10 had warrants. 1 out of
10 had felony warrants. 1 was a known sex offender with his 12 year old niece in the car without her mother's knowledge.
11-If you've just been pulled over doing 70 in a 35, do not greet the officer with "what seems to be the problem, officer".
12-We get coffee breaks too, and sometimes we run into stores and do some shopping during them.
13-When you're the victim of a burglary, take the time you spend waiting for the officer to find the model numbers and the serial numbers of the stuff that was taken.
14-Some cops are just jerks, but take heart in the fact that other cops don't like them either.
15-If it's nighttime and you're driving a vehicle with tinted windows and I pull you over, it's not because of your skin color. I usually can't tell if the vehicle even has a driver until the windows rolled down.
16-Every time you hear on the news about people running away from a crazed gunman, someone's son or daughter in a police uniform is running TOWARD that crazed gunman.
17-Yes, it's true; cops usually don't give other cops tickets. Think of it as an employee discount, perk or benefit. Other Cops are family and you wouldn't give your brother a ticket if you were a cop either.
18-If your local police agency has a helicopter, everyone knows it's loud and annoying, but did you know it can cover the same area as 15-20 patrol officers, and safely chase criminals that are driving 90 MPH through city streets. Many times the guy has no idea it's there and slows down.
19-Your 5 year old kid getting pushed down by another 5 year old kid is NOT a police matter; talk to the other kid's parents, not the police.
20-If your kid won't do his homework or do his chores, 911 is not the answer for a uniformed parent.
21-Police work is...writing reports.
22-If you rob a gas station you're only going to get $20, but I get to see a K-9 dog use your arm as a chew toy. For all I care you can keep the $20.
23-In 1 year of patrol work in a large city only about 10 minutes would be cool enough to be on the television show, COPS. But if COPS was about report writing and accident reports, each show would be a year long.
24-Every traffic stop could end in gunfire, but we have to be polite and professional until that time.
25-I've taken about the same amount of men and women to jail for domestic violence, so NO it's not always the man.
26-People love fire fighters. WHY?
27-If you find crack pipes in the ladies purse, there is a good chance they belong to her.
28-If the light was yellow, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
29-Cops know you pay taxes and that your taxes pay cops' salaries. Cops also pay taxes, which also pay cops' salaries so, hey; this traffic stop is on me. Now sign here; press hard, there are five copies.
Thursday, March 15, 2007
"But the last one: the baby who trails his scent like a flag of surrender through your life when there will be no more coming after - oh, that's love by a different name. He is the babe you hold in your arms for an hour after he's gone to sleep. If you put him down in the crib, he might wake up changed and fly away. So instead you rock by the window, drinking the light from his skin, breathing his exhaled dreams. Your heart bays to the double crescent moons of closed lashes on his cheeks. He's the one you can't put down."
Now that's my Malachi. : )
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Not a happy day . . .
I really do try not to post when things are not going well except to ask for prayers. So, if you want a happier post, maybe you should skip this one.
It's just kind of a bad day. I'm hoping the sun is shining today, because I need some sunshine. One of my dispatchers, James Tullis died last night from cancer. I'm so sad. Please keep his family in your prayers. He was a really good man and a pleasure to work with. He never had a bad thing to say about anyone and had a quick, ready wit that made us giggle on a regular basis. He was a dilligent and loyal employee, and I will miss him terribly.
A smaller incident is that the city clerk is no longer working for the city. She was my friend, and I'll miss her. One can never have too many friends at work. Or too many friends, period.
Anyway, I guess there's worse things that can happen in a day, but this just feels pretty rotten. Add this to all the tension up here at work, and I shouldn't have any trouble losing weight--I have no appetite.
Just the usual request to bring me before the Father.
Praying for comfort
Praying for mercy
Praying for a measure of joy
Praying to find favor with my supervisors
Praying for justice against my adversaries . . . still.
It's just kind of a bad day. I'm hoping the sun is shining today, because I need some sunshine. One of my dispatchers, James Tullis died last night from cancer. I'm so sad. Please keep his family in your prayers. He was a really good man and a pleasure to work with. He never had a bad thing to say about anyone and had a quick, ready wit that made us giggle on a regular basis. He was a dilligent and loyal employee, and I will miss him terribly.
A smaller incident is that the city clerk is no longer working for the city. She was my friend, and I'll miss her. One can never have too many friends at work. Or too many friends, period.
Anyway, I guess there's worse things that can happen in a day, but this just feels pretty rotten. Add this to all the tension up here at work, and I shouldn't have any trouble losing weight--I have no appetite.
Just the usual request to bring me before the Father.
Praying for comfort
Praying for mercy
Praying for a measure of joy
Praying to find favor with my supervisors
Praying for justice against my adversaries . . . still.
